Yesterday
evening, I was discussing with Winston and Lauren, my hosts.
Interesting discussion, all about environment and tar sands. But at
some point, they gave me a tip. For one day, I should forget about
nature, ecology, pictures, etc. As I am in Edmonton for a week, I
should have a truly urban experience. A lot of irony and mystery
below that. But I trusted them.
This
morning, I took bus #1 to West Ed Mall (Ed standing for Edmonton).
According to the very serious Eastern Connecticut State University,
West Ed Mall was the world's largest from its construction in 1981
until 2004. Since then, it was dethroned by some Asian little
brothers. Anyway, it still remains the largest in the entire American
continent. From far, before having read this academic study, I
understood. Arrived at the end of line 1, I faced a huge cube of
concrete, just covered by little orange bricks to make it look more
cosy. Nothing to do; I was already freaked out.
As
large as Vatican City, and with a plan looking like a church, welcome
to the Mecca of consumption! Everywhere, on your left, on your right,
on the floor above, only shops. To meet you compulsive disposition of
buying stuff, more than 800 shops: from lingerie to suitcases, from
video games to electrical domestic appliances, not to mention
furniture shops and travel agencies. You can even groom your pet or go
to the dentist.
That's
not all! If Madame (or Monsieur!) takes too much time, you could
spend as much money as him/her in casino or go to the cinema or the
pool with huge slides. You can bring the kids to merry-go-round, or
mini-golf, or even visit a pirates' boat. And just let your teens enjoy the roller coaster (or loop-the-loops, whatever it's called in
English!).
If you
think you haven't done or spent enough yet, make a sportive break and
go to the ice ring. To keep you on form, there is also a shooting
range and a sort of urban tree-climbing with girders and ropes. And
if you like nature, you can feed the sea lions twice a day during
their performance.
Of
course a shopping day really gives you an appetite. So, when it's
time to eat, do not waste your time in picking a place. Just go to
those dining halls where 200 people can easily fit, surrounded by at
least 30 fast foods (burgers, thai, pizza, indian, etc.) at your
disposal.
And,
oh! sh..., it is already the end of the day and you only did half of
what you planned! No worries. Just book a room in the hotel and
finish the work tomorrow or the day after. Some do that. As for me,
only one hour was enough to be disgusted. Even if I only spent $3 for
the bus, I wish I had some of those airsickness bags with me. To try
to wake up from this nightmare, let's go to the Art Gallery of
Alberta!